Posted by: maboulette | December 26, 2011

5 OF THE BEST (/WORST) REACTIONS TO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

Did you all have fun opening your presents yesterday morning?  Gifts, after all, are one of the reason for the season for some people (Right?). So why don’t we go ahead and devote some time to staring at a few people who looooove things, particularly the receiving of things wrapped up in colorful paper? Let’s! Let’s!

Squeeeeeee! Thanks Grandma! It’s better than a pony because it will never die.

Holyyyy Night. Siiiilent – WRONG, SANTA CLAUS. I mean, good try? At least you were able to comprehend that I wanted something noisy and vaguely toy-shaped. But, no suckers? Are you ****ing kidding me? Whatever.

What even is this…? Oh, is it a Transformer? If I tear this part off and put it somewhere over here, is this going to magically transform into something that doesn’t make me want to slap you so hard right now?

Grown Man + Santa hat x Jumping to the power of “PP T-shirt” = Christmas Magic. Squared

AAAAAAAHHHHH! It’s a THING!!! Classic. It’s always nice to witness firstand the genuine, child-like joy and excitement so inextricably linked to Christmas. He had so much fun with that Nintendo 64 for a whole three and a half weeks.


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